artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
- THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)
Fuck, my tea.
- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

wwaakeme-up:

girls don’t want boys girls want good music and lauren jauregui

locktobre:

‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

F